"everybody put your hands in the air!" yells the robber at the night club. the clubbers think he is the DJ and keep dancing. maybe he should have picked a different location
i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be
I’m sorry if I’m annoying and complain a lot.
You know you still love me.
I want to go places with you; obscure little places, just to be able to say: here I came with her.
*every highschool student when the teacher doesn’t show up after 2 minutes* “you know there’s a rule where if the teacher’s not here after 15 minutes we can just leave”
theres this kid in my maths class who can recite pi to 720 digits
and im there like